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STRANGE SYRUPS
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Flavor: CRITICAL_ERROR
Status: UNSTABLE
Flavor: WEB_VENOM
Status: INFECTED
Flavor: CLASSIFIED
Status: REDACTED
INCIDENT REPORT: THE ORIGIN
DATE: [DATE REDACTED]
LOCATION: GREENVILLE, SECTOR 7
SUBJECT: "THE STRANGE CO."
Surveillance began following reports of flavor anomalies detected in the general population. Subjects exposed to the syrup exhibited heightened creativity and minor levitation.
Analysis of the compound suggests ingredients are not of terrestrial origin. The texture is strictly non-Newtonian. It does not follow the laws of physics, it follows the laws of flavor.
WARNING: Continued consumption may result in permanent membership to the Secret Syrup Society.
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